Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

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Neither did she.

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What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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Knock knock Whose there? 4

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Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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69.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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