'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why did the women cross the road? I dont know.. why? no clue.. why was she out of the kitchen

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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Row, row, row your... Canoe.

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what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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It's not that hard to be Dyslexic. You just have to accept it nad ovem no.

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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