- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

I'm gay.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

What's circular and round A circle

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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