What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

Why did the kid with no legs fall down the stairs? Because his dad pushed him...

Your wife died during the delivery.

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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what's the difference between a crocodile?

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Women's Rights..

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

How will the world end? That information is unknown

Wolfjob.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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