Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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flavin's head

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Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

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ask me if im a door yes

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

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What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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