A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

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A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves? Reeves Christopher

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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Female Orgasms

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Why is it a shame if a kid gets run over by a car? I like the newspaper headlines about stabbings better.

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Anti Joke

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