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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

Your mom is so nice.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

Two octopuses are swimming in the ocean. Suddenly a scuba diver spots one of the octopus. The octopus looks at the human and swims away.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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