- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

what is orange? an orange

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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