If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? an email from PETA

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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