"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Your moms so old. She might die soon

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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