Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

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Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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what's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

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what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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