Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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Justin Bieber

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Vote this up

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Cuz she had no arms! B I T C H

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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