- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

I have a really funny joke.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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