- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he's working out.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

Ask me if im a tree? No

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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