- Anti Joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

You know whats funny Aids

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

Q: How do you make three atheists cry? A: Kill their families.

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

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2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.