What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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