What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

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What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

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Women's rights

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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roses are red violets are blue i have to poop

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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Q: What did the blind deaf orphan get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

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Anti Joke

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