Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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ask me if im a door yes

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Your moms so old. She might die soon

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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