- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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