- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

why are black people so fast? because there black

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink without making any grammatical errors.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

You know what isn't funny? Getting punched in the face. You know what is funny? Brittany Spears getting punched in the face.

When is a Jew the sleepiest? Depends on the time really... some people sleep and wake up on different biological calendars.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asked the bartender. "It's genetic." replied the horse, amazed at the man's incapability to understand horses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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