Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Massie is a fatass

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

What's a joke? Funny

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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