- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

The Morman Religion.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Cancer.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Obama walks into a hospital....

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