why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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Stop Iran! We need the money.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

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Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

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Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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