- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

The Holocaust

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

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