What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

No one walks into a bar... because it was closed.

the game

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What can hitler cook well Steak

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Women's rights

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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