Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

Why can't jokes spit?

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

Me: You want pie? You: Yeah what flavour? Me: Pie flavour.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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