- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the kangaroo die? Because two stapled koalas fell on its head.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

Your dads dead. lol

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