- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

Womens basketball

Roses are red, yup.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

Steven hawkings shook my hand

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Your moms so old. She might die soon

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