- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Moral

smell the vitamin C

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

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