What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

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Knock knock Who's there? A Jehovahs Witness

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Miškinis gerai prikolina.

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Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

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What is the best thing about dating a slut? You can return her at Build-a-Hoe Workshop.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Loperson

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whats my name? Matt

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What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

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A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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