- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Your mam is so fat.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

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