whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

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