- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's your guys names?

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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