What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

A woman walks into a bar.

A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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