what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What is black, white, and red all over? something that just so happens to be seen by the color blind.

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Chicken

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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