- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Justin Bieber.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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