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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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Haha, I get it..

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Life

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Why the hell does my sister shower in a swimsuit every time? Its not as if anyone is looking! ALRIGHT! ONCE ALRIGHT? ONLY ONCE! But then she hears the sound of my zipper ONCE and the shit hits the fan! Which is weird, yeah suuure she hears it when I pull it up, but when I pull it down and stroke it and moan? Nada!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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