Stephen Hawking

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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911 jokes are just plane wrong

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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Roses are gray Vilots are gray im a dog

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one who? Cares.

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copy me and i will kill you

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

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What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

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why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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How many fingers am i holding up? 4

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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