Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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jimmy walked into a bar, then walked out crying and all desperate seeing his wife cheating on him with another guy sitting in the bar. he jumped in front of a bus and was taken to the hospital. He died due serious injuries. Turns out that it wasn't his wife but her twin sister that neither jimmy nor his wife was aware of her existence.

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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one of the idiot

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Anti Joke

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