- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

Tilt your screen back

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

Daniel is a fag

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

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