- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

The woman says : OMG I am so hung over!! The man next to her has Terrible tourertts turns around and shouts I want my to make them hung over your face, her then moves away and rapes a apple of which he is eating, the woman turns around and dies as she has a brain tumor

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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