What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Yo mama's fat.

Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

If you see Chuck Norris you should probably tell him hey for me.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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