- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

Women's Rights.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Aaron Pfeifer likes men

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

if got a joke if fogot it

roses are red violets are blue wendy williams looks like a man roses are red violets are blue i coach penn state pull down your pants

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