- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

Women's Rights.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

A man walks into a bar and gets drink

A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

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