- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you want icecream, Björn?

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Im gay What about you

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Skrillex.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

And you honored it I see :P

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

What do you call a disease caused by an uncontrolled division of abnormal cells in a part of the body? Cancer.

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