Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it.

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

I saw a sign saying Falling Rocks. But no, no it doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road?... To get to the other side.

*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

Guy at computer: My computer won't turn on. Help desk Guy: Did you try restarting. Guy at computer: No. The help desk guy hangs up and the guy at the computer proceeds to cry because he has failed.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows, he was a chicken, and was not capable of human speech, so he never told anyone.

Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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