Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Go away still nothing to see

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

hi dave

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

WNBA

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

A child walks into a classroom.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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