There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

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A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

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An Artic Storm.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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What's the difference between a soldier and a black man? A black man lives a normal life, probably working a full time job to bring income to his family. A soldier has seen his friends killed right before his very eyes, has probably killed, and most likely has night terrors accompanied by the sounds of gunshots and grenades. He will suffer trauma up until he dies of a heart attack in his mid 80's after experiencing a terrifying flashback of life in the war.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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