What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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