whats white jizz

Justin Bieber.

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

A seal walks into a club.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Rylan Clark

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

go F*** yourself

whats the difrence between a japaneese and chineese person? one is from japan and one is from china.

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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