- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How do you confuse and anger a blonde? Kill her family and loved ones and say you did it because potato.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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