What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

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Dear crush, I want to drink you

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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