What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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did you stub your toe?

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trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy s***

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How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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im telling maguire

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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