J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Yeah, Eliza, its me, its so strange, you are the only one I remember from highschool, I was worried you had forgotten about me, anyway, yeah type as if you where speaking to him, and dont worry, I know I could not keep a secret back then, and I told Nero, so and he promised me he would kindly break my fingers if I told anyone, besides I dont do that anymore trust me.

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While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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snooki

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Obama.

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