Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

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if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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i like it in the mouth

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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