- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is red and green and goes 100/mph? A: A frog in a blender

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

What did the young child with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

This couple is having the most passionate sex ever one night, and the guy cums before he gets a chance to pull out. He gets the woman pregnant. Now they are married.

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

Your dad walked into a bar. It was a gay bar.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

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