- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

wanna here a joke? you.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

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