Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Guess what? Bananas

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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Q: What did the poor man do when he saw a Ferrari? A: He realized that he would really enjoy having the money to buy such a nice vehicle, so he decided to take it upon himself to enroll in night classes. After many years of hard work, he earned a degree and a high-paying position at a large software corporation, and bought his dream car. He often told the story to his children as an example of what hard work and a goal in mind could achieve you. He lived a long, productive life and died fulfilled.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Once upon a time, people died. It was happening all over the land. They didn't LIVE happily ever after... since they died. The end... for them.

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A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

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A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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