How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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whats a long boring sotry that no oneever wantsto read? the life of sarah palin.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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