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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

Safe sex MR

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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