A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Whats the difference between a lamp and Morgan Freeman? Alot

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What do you call a man covered in bees? Nothing, you'll startle the bees!

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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A seal walks into a club.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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