- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What do you call a banana? A banana.

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

What did squidward do when SpongeBob asked him to be his friend on Facebook? 1.declined it 2.got a restraining order against him 3.wondered how computer generated cartoon characters could send and decline friend requests

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

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