Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

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anti-joke.com

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And you honored it I see :P

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SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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White men's rights

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

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What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Where does a blind person drive a car? Into a tree.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

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What do you call a gay Mexican guy who is deaf, has no arms, no legs, and is bald? Whatever his name is.

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Nick Cannon

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What is the difference between England and yogurt? One is a Western-European country and the other is a dairy product.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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