- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

Neil is a reterd.

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

Your mam is so fat.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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