so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

I like your hair

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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