- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

Nick Cannon

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

i killed my family

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

oh hey.

Women's rights

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Peas

What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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