- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Why did the mexican cross the road? His drugs were on the other side.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Q: What kind of time is it when you fall from a ladder and are moments from landing straight on a operational circle saw? Moral: ITS TIME TO SPLIT!

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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