Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

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How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

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think twice or at least think

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A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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