- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

what is the most efficient way to scratch your balls? hire a leprechaun slave.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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