Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

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LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

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White men's rights

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

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Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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Patriarchy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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