What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

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What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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Wanna know what's funny? A joke.

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Billy and Jeff wanted to go on an adventure so they planned a safari in Africa. Everything was going as planned until they were in a sticky situation: whether to cross a narrow bridge above the crocodiles or not. Billy tells Jeff "Hey whats the worst thing that can happen?" Jeff was diagnosed with cancer and died the next morning.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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