- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

how much fish could a chicken

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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