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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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darude- sandstorm

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Wright flyer

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Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

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Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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