- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

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