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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

roses are red violets are too im bleeding

Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

how much fish could a chicken

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

im telling maguire

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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