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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

"Knock knock..." "come in"

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Anti Joke

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