- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says "I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here."

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

why am I writing this...im bored

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What do you call two dog? dogs

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Roses are red Violets are blue classic

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

knock knock come in!

Racial Equality

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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