If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Roses are red, yup.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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How many Jews can you fit in a Car? 2 in the front seat 3 in the back seat 5 in the trunk and a couple thousand in the Ashtray -WSS Gaming

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How did the fat guy servive the plane crash??????? He bounced

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because this chicken had a mental disability and saw on the news that there was a hospital on the other side of the road that could treat his illness and possibly save his life, allowing him to fulfill his life-long dream of retirement. But knowing that chickens do not possess the brain power capable of understanding the situation that this chicken was in, it had probably gotten lost and just wandered off.

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Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

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What does a homeless man get for Valentines Day? Divorce papers

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Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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