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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Im gay What about you

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What do you call a black man who is great at basketball? An all-star

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Do you want icecream, Björn?

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

A dog, a cat, and a a fish were having a conversation while their owners were away. Ashton Kutcher is a murderer.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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