What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Gay republicans

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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