- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

Why was the dog hairless? I lied, it was a pig.

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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