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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

When did the laughter finally die? When you started this joke.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

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