Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

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what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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minorities

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I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I blacked out last night and have a sore ass." The doctor took some x-rays and informed him he had colon cancer.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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Your existance.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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