Skrillex.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

Roses are red Violets are blu Doogie is gay I have no friends

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Im gay What about you

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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