A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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good looking women

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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why does paul mccartney not wear shoes? cause a nigga stole it

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

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i hate black people

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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