Whats worse than falling off a bike? rape.

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You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

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Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What did the black man say to the white man? "I like your shirt" The black man walked off and lived out the rest of his days in peace.

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Dyslexics are teople poo

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If this becomes top-viewed I will post more milk related jokes

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