What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What would Steve Jobs be doing if he were alive today? Dying.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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just in time?

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Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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