- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

Q: What kind of punch do vampires drink ? A: None... It's really blood, you should know that by now.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

Knock Knock. Come in.

If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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