- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

Hey! What dhujv hushichk jgdwrggy man? Go home Sally, you're drunk

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many black babies fit in a garbage can? It depends on the capacity of the garbage can.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

go F*** yourself

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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