- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Tilt your screen back

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

I went to the doctor & he gave only 6 months to live. I told him I couldn't pay my bill, he said "that doesn't change the fact you're going to die soon."

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