A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

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Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Call of Duty is a good game.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Q: What's grey and can't climb trees A: A car park

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Your momma's so stupid that she might not have graduated from high school, ceasing her ability to have an educated job. Now, she makes minimum wage and can barely feed her son.

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

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what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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a man walked into a bar....

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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