Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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dick dick dick... frogs

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What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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whats the difference between blue and green? there different colours.

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What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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