- Anti Joke

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Wolfjob.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.