- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Why is the ground wet It rained

"hey do you know the date" "58"

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

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Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

How many elephants can you fit in a mini? None. There are no affordable cars large enough to fit a fully grown elephant.

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