- Anti Joke

What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Tilt your screen back

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What's black and fast? A treadmill.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.