Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. *leaves*

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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