- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

i know a guy called ryan he is a benny he has a combover

Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

How do you put a bananna in a mini-van? Walk up to the mini-van and stick it in the backseat.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Knock Knock The doors already open

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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