How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Connor is homo

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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