Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

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Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

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Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

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Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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A man walks into a bar, he then gets a giant bump on his head as he passes out and is rushed to the hospital.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

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